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quillusquillus

incredible sounds happening here

jenroses

This is what we call An Argument

vaspider

An Argument/Game

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werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

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guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

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great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

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hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

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hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

wandering-aloneo-o

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

markscherz

95 at present, more on the way :)

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

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hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

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hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

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hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

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hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

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HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

homunculus-argument

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

urgentkettle

Articles written by neurotypicals will be like “ADHD children find the external motivation of the SAW traps is very effective. Here’s how to build SAW traps to maximize their productivity.”

talisidekick

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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lazyvoidprince

even worse than Andrew Jackson's white house

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Late night and I’m thinking about Childe and Lumine. How he didn’t really get to see her after they stopped Dottore in Nod Krai. How he’d be gobsmacked at her new dress from her spaceship, technically an old dress but new to him. How they’ll see each other again in Snezhnaya. How the developers previewed new outfits for the Traveler to wear in Snezhnaya. Like what if Childe hooked up the Traveler with a new fit for blending in, since they’d made so many enemies within the Fatui already. I dunno I’m just stuck on the idea that Childe seeing Lumine in her blue dress for so long came to think of it the same way he thought of wearing his Fatui uniform all the time, like there’s nothing else he’d wear, and seeing that gold dress would flip a switch for him. This is more of a ramble but you get the idea. If anyone wants to write fic or draw fanart with this premise, I grant full permission to steal it off my insomnia-adled brain.

#genshin impact #chilumi #Childe #Tartaglia #the traveler #Lumine #Childe/Lumine #Childe x Lumine #Snezhnaya predictions #nightblogging #Genshin

mediaheart

what are some of you guys woman/girl blorbos. like female characters you are utterly obsessed with

nightmare-grass

My queen, my style icon, my paragon of femininity

kilgarraara

You have been in suspension for 9999999

+ close up and a bonus abandoned one

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samirasystole

yeah. yeah!

s-nnoh

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

happy anniversary

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

electricpurrs

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

thedeliaishere

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

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vrabia

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

vrabia

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

vrabia

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

rudjedet

Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”

thatlittleegyptologist

The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit

rudjedet

‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”

While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago

The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved

rudjedet

The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum

Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose

Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards

Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”

The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)

rudjedet

While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition

It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that

Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass

rudjedet

I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On

Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies

rudjedet

Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.

Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:

Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids

Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt

Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt

Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt

Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization

Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt

Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt

Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt

Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)

McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt: Laundry Lists and Love Songs

Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion