Daedric Darling

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

bitches be sucking farts there

something tells me Skunks Georg

in fact I think all of these are beautiful, cool, neat, or just neutral. nothing negative about any of it. also goes for implants, I've known people with implants of all kinds be made fun of, but that shit isn't ugly or gross either, it's just neutral and or positive

Some great additions from the comments.

I saw *the dog*