Daedric Darling

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

getting a partner is easy just make sure the relationship progress bar is high enough

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

@ahasiw-okitowin 💖

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.