Daedric Darling

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

had a beautiful moment of connection. my 14 month old neice was pointing at my beverage and looking like she expected something, so I said “yes baby, this is mugs zero sugar root beer. very good, baby.” but she just jabbed her finger more insistently, and went ‘woof wooof woof’. and this is when I looked closer and saw the mug’s rootbeer bulldog. I almost teared up. I said, “yes baby, that’s the mug’s rootbeer bulldog. woof woof woof. I love you small baby.”

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

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