this body is made out of infinite swords

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

busting it down sexual style

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

gnome sweet gnome

sweet gnome alabama

gnomeward bound

green green grass of gnome

stop this foolishness

gno

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

is nobody going to post the gif

Thank you.

funniest fucking thing about this is that he did all this with the monks and there was a whole thing about centering himself and being more in control and then the playoffs rolled around and he basically lost his shit right left and center, including being thrown out of a game for intentionally elbowing another player in the throat

“If you deny any affinity with another person or kind of person, if you declare it to be wholly different from yourself—as men have done to women, and class has done to class, and nation has done to nation—you may hate it, or deify it, but in either case you have denied its spiritual equality, and its human reality. You have made it into a thing, to which the only possible relationship is a power relationship. And thus you have fatally impoverished your own reality.” Ursula K. Le Guin "American SF and The Other" in Science-Fiction Studies 7, 1975.

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

It's tremendously annoying that this is the version of the post that trended because Umineko has essentially none of the described features.