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THEY ARE

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

i love when people are like this💗, like ofc yes let’s have an actual conversation when we first meet that’s not horny 🐾, that’s so rare on here but when it happens i’m giggling the whole entire time

little puppydog you gotta have better standards for a conversation than "blank account trying to figure out where i live"

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier