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can somebody explain how this guy is funny in any capacity please at this point it feels like mass hallucination

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okay, before we explain this, I do want to say: generally speaking, if you explain a joke it is not funny anymore! Just a warning! Just a warning, so don't get mad at me please.

and again, before we start I want to stress how important it is that we are not focusing too much on the actual humor you will derive when you get it, okay? Let's focus on identifying what has led to make others laugh, but not yourself. So for this, I will have to explain the joke.

Now, before I do this: I must caution you: if you want to laugh, then you're probably not going to. You see, if you didn't get it at first, then you might not get it right away.

Let's demonstrate with an example: Say you are a cart pusher at Wegman's, and you just read what you're about to read, but then.. all the sudden, it hits. You're pulling over to the side of the road, holding your sides, praying to God, Satan (I suspect the latter from you), whoever, to not get rear-ended by an 18-wheeler.

Okay, so, he's blue. And he's so fuckin spiffy too, so he's the blue gentleman!

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ohhhh ok

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Shadow’s running animation, from the Kartrider Rush+ mobile crossover back in 2022. Footage used from @sonicwindblue.bsky.social’s Youtube page. https://www.youtube.com/@sonicwindblue.bsky.social

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byron. come here to memy son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child. swallow this pill with daddeh. it’ll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless these great united states. good buh buh

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The various different bonus scores you can earn in ‘Sonic Adventure 2’.

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Artist is called Shou Xin. I find her cat sketches amazing.

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far be it from me to deny the self-evident truth that tumblr is a white and racist website. However you have to admit its a little funny to be throwing that stone from the glass website with an integrated hitler chatbot

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the scary thing about dark woody is that when he says "not this time bo" you can tell hes really in a lot of pain and conflicted and woodys still in there deep down but then when he sees andy dark woody (sadistic urge) takes over again and hes gone possibly forever

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why do men hate going to the doctor so much

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we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog

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why don't more of you do it then

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Bwhahaahhah wow !

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ik girl like lmfaoooooo

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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