kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

project hail mary I love you so much my head hurts. I love you stories about friendship I love you stories about science I love you stories about language I love you stories that are unabashedly hopeful and kind and forgiving. I love you empathy and curiosity. I love you ryland grace you are so scared and so sad but you are so loving and caring. project hail mary you are so special

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

“packmate” is a very good word to describe how i feel about some people. like we’re more than friends in my eyes but it’s not romantic you’re just. my person and im #keeping you. because you’re in my pack. wags my tail

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause