the river, the waterfall, the river again

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

one of my least favorite genres of posts has gotta be "x professional who literally went to school for this never considered y until i (who proudly has zero knowledge on this subject, therefore making me better than the idiots who wasted their time on it) blessed them with an obvious one sentence answer that stunned them into silence". like. okay so i wasnt there but im putting $10 on them running through scripts to decide whether or not its worth explaining to your dismissive ass why it doesnt work like that. like on a fundamental level

"my math teacher asked me to show my work and was shocked when i introduced them to calculators. i can only assume this is because theyre a bad person" this is how all of those posts sound. and then they have 50k notes.

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight