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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

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you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”
why yes I have seen tinks
You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?
no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain
yay!
what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"
one of my least favorite genres of posts has gotta be "x professional who literally went to school for this never considered y until i (who proudly has zero knowledge on this subject, therefore making me better than the idiots who wasted their time on it) blessed them with an obvious one sentence answer that stunned them into silence". like. okay so i wasnt there but im putting $10 on them running through scripts to decide whether or not its worth explaining to your dismissive ass why it doesnt work like that. like on a fundamental level
"my math teacher asked me to show my work and was shocked when i introduced them to calculators. i can only assume this is because theyre a bad person" this is how all of those posts sound. and then they have 50k notes.

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i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER
hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???
i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)
oh, Sisyphus! i got you
we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.
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It's been 7 years.
Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley
i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight
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They say it’s not funny when you explain jokes but this is too deep a cut. this is the actual terminus of the 67 to alewife

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a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian