the river, the waterfall, the river again

Use your PTO

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

Do you people even know about Prompto's photographs

I knew this was a genius mechanic at the time, but reading this makes me remember YES THIS WAS A GENIUS THING

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I just want you to know that I am totally fine with this. I love when heroes don’t have spirit. I would never want or expect you to keep fighting. This is great for me because I don’t have to monologue. You can just lie there hopelessly and I’ll read a book or something. The operating costs of death traps and torture contraptions are astronomical, you know? You’re really doing me a favor. I spent 30 million on a state-of-the-art gloating chamber mainly so I could use it to store furniture and aquarium supplies. It’s really fun for me that you’ve decided to just lie down and die. If I get bored I can see how many small objects I can stack on your supine body before they fall over. Thats what I was truly looking forward to for our final confrontation. Thats right, I said to myself, golly! I just can’t wait to finally defeat and capture my sworn nemesis so that they can be catatonic during our climactic meeting! this is fun, this is so fun. I am having fun. this is what they call parallel play. and I am totally digging it.

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her