:3

taking T has informed my opinion of the strength gap stuff, because I definitely build extra muscle just lying about doing jack shit, and my arms feels harder and more full, BUT I am still 90% weaker than my girl friend who has random cantelope biceps for no reason. so it's kinda like, testosterone will give you a little stool to stand on, but there are ladies out there born with full on ladders. and that's so great.

they're infecting my mind,,,,look at my babies, my babiessssxaafb

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

Remember thou must decorate thy home or else thou wilst shrivel & die

hello beautiful

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room