i hit the bottom and escape

my latest scheme is using a proxy merchant to sell a bunch of chainmail to adventurers then just kitting my minions out with loads of piercing type weapons, have them stabmurder the adventurers, loot the maille off the corpses, rinse and repeat

[id: several photos of a small ceramic satyr statue, all taken from different angles. The satyr is sitting calmly on the floor, legs leaned to the left, with one hand resting in his lap. He has black fur below his waist, short black hair, curved black horns, and light skin. His features are painted on with black glaze, which also indicates a whispy mustache and inverted T top surgery scars. /end id]

what I really admire about phil is his commitment. if he makes a decision he’s not going to go back on it. not once while he was chopping two entire heads of garlic did he think “hey… maybe this isn’t right.”

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.