buonasera

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

"How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country" is a-- I don't even want to say heritage post, it's more than that. I think it deserves real world accolades

shawty built like a thumb tack

no minions but my money still gru

i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason