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The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

i drink san marzano tomato sauce to gain acid spit and i gleeked on my brother and watched him burn