buonasera

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

the problem is if youre ugly or neurodivergent or a woman everything you do is perceived as off putting. everything

One day i will make or do something

this literally is the funny woman website nowhere else on the internet is even remotely as funny

People still making Shantea porn are like when a group of animals gets trapped in a cave or island and baffle scientists by surviving for several generations

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time