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puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

i drink san marzano tomato sauce to gain acid spit and i gleeked on my brother and watched him burn

I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede

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wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

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