i think i'll carry on

the public library is for lovers

do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

imagine being the tattoo artist on nassau. perfect job. you get to hang out with all the hot people without having to join a pirate crew or work at the brothel. you get bonny and vane breathing down your neck while you put a kind of fuckass dog on rackham's ribs. you give flint a little moon and he doesn't say a single word the whole time. you think he's secretly gay and you're right

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

do you or do you not like that I am a silly goose. be honest

if you think about it, the social contract of the Car largely mirrors antiquated notions of patriarchial chivalry... the Big, Strong Automobile, which inherently has the power to maim and kill, must yield the right of way to the misogynized pedestrian, as a show of the Automobile's power & potential lethality. "ladies first," all in a world where more and more space is carved out day by day for the Automobile... now, contrast this with the locomotive, where all passengers are equal... thus you can see that not having a car is emasculating, having to ride public transportation with other people is emasculating, and women are even derided as being poorer drivers. Men do not like the train because it renders them effectively homosexual; they thrive on the upper end of inequality and feel like nothing without it. Taking the train is essentially lesbian frotting

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You literally have to just get over yourself every day

The yuri was there. It didn't save anyone. It didn't change anything. But it still matters that the yuri was there

ALSO also remember that april, in addition to being national poetry month, is also when we celebrate independent bookstore day in the US! this year it’s on april 25th so make plans now to visit your local indie bookstore and buy some books—in my shop we’re having a party :)

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak