it wont let me edit on mobile. 21 now. hi

22 hi. i’ll make a new one next year

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

can you put that thing on a leash?

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I love the Paranatural fandom because everybody's like "These are the complex themes, lore implications and fascinatingly layered character writing of Devilora, the elderly evil vice principal with cartoon villain proportions who traps kids in detention prison forever and eats flies."

Brought a big box of donuts for my coworkers but when my coworker asked what's in the box while I was carrying it in instead of saying something normal I said "my pet severed head :) he was getting lonely so I decided to declare it bring your severed head to work day so he gets some enrichment". It was 13 donuts the entire time. Scientists are still trying to figure out why she said that.

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...