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@r0sebutch
hi! i’m rose, i’m 20 years old, and i’m a white tme butch lesbian. i’m nonbinary and use they/them or any pronouns! don’t call me cute or pretty.
don’t call me queer.
it wont let me edit on mobile. 21 now. hi
22 hi. i’ll make a new one next year
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PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.
AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.
CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.
there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly
"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less
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have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?
I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually
You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
Then they spit roast me
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life
>posts whining about men as default
>automatic "he" for dog
thats my dog. from real life
axford going "ok calliope wants to hook up with someone can i scan the room. im only interested in people we've never met or seen before." firstly an insane thing to do to a DM but a very funny thing to do to your spouse so murph would have to on the spot mine the depths of either callie's type (glen) or his wife's (unfathomable) for random npcs. and the options he comes up with are 1) reedy long silver hair guy with a guitar 2) goth girl emo bangs 3) ripped and tatted up orc woman. i don't even know what to say. she didn't even hook up with any of them. she went and played cards with kenna
if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.
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How are my sweetie pees
I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees
Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)
look upon my sons and despair
