it wont let me edit on mobile. 21 now. hi

22 hi. i’ll make a new one next year

our age of blogs is collapsing

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

if mold started growing inside me i wouldn’t mind because the mold is alive and i am not

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

too much to document, but god damn we can try

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

I don’t even think demonic cultivation or necromancy or whatever is bad, like omg you people are so dramatic. Get over it.

I still dont really understand how to socialize with Normal People but I know they really never expect you to ever use the word "homunculus" so it usually plays pretty well

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*