it wont let me edit on mobile. 21 now. hi

22 hi. i’ll make a new one next year

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

hating me will cause even more geopolitical issues

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

"as we remember the prematurely ejaculating laser" I mean I guess. If you insist

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

in a powerscaling debate among a bunch of geeks but the only characters i want to pit against each other are marty mcfly and doc brown and i keep emphatically insisting “assume neither of them has access to the delorean”

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

Now I'm making them lez out