it wont let me edit on mobile. 21 now. hi

22 hi. i’ll make a new one next year

there should be an emoji of every berry

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

its really funny how in buffy angel seems to have reinvented vampire heterosexuality like he literally is the nexus point of the heterosexualization of the louis archetype every single boring loser vampire boyfriend originates from that point but like they move him to his own show where hes not ruining the lives of teenage girls anymore and he is able to thrive as a lame loser with zero friends a job bills to pay unlikable and literally unfuckable everyone starts calling him gay and like he kind of is thats the thing hes kind of gay

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

the cave diver was reduced to a giggle. He was pronounced happy one minute before rescuers arrived

crazy how no matter what undercover police wear they manage to look like theyve never worn clothes before. like how are you bad at wearing a tshirt

sometimes i forget charlie kirk actually died like it feels 2 good to be true

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.