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@maureen-corpse

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I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.
Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."
Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."
To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.
Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…
The lads
rest in peace to this diva
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78
Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)
Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)
Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

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Bewhiskered beast
women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open
Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.
“Breakfast Envy”, 6”x 8” oil on panel, 2021, Julie Harman Dovan
So, many many years prior to 1974, Congress actually had passed a law explicitly banning banks from extending credit to women without a husband/father/brother/etc. or allowing women to hold bank accounts in their own name. Now, you might think this is absurd, because there have been countless widows and spinsters with no male relations throughout history, and these people might be forced to live hard-cash-only lives upon the deaths of their husbands or fathers even while inheriting businesses or large estates. Which sounds needlessly difficult, right?
But! Congress actually allowed a workaround--this law included a provision that actually allowed a single woman to "Credit-Marry" a bank, so that the bank (or its general manager, or other suitable representative appointed by the bank) could act as her male guardian in financial matters. And this is, in fact, the origin of the term "credit union," because the original Credit-Union Associations were created by groups of women (Congress had not passed a law prohibiting women from creating their own businesses and organizations, etc., in part because the freemasons in the government wanted their female associates to be able to form women's auxiliaries and so on) so that single women could freely enter into Credit-Unions (or Credit-Marriages) with a local financial institution in order to have a safe place to keep money or get a line of credit.
This was also, incidentally, a not uncommon way for sapphists to hold a kind of semi-public wedding for themselves; one woman who was already a member of the Credit-Union Association would stand in as the Credit-Groom representative of the Association during the Credit-Wedding to her lover (mostly just getting paperwork done, but many very early Credit-Union Associations did celebrate each new member with a party because it was an occasion worth celebrating!).
Nowadays credit unions just often have better rates than banks, but they're really such an important part of women's history and queer history.
Also, a necessary note for everyone about the above history lesson:
Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

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Stephen King’s Fujo
yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold
Eepy
Chicken leg technique.
thinking of her
You're right but don't say it like that

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NOT naming any names...but some of my mutuals...are cool and hot