the beauty of the house is immeasurable

catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

it took me 10 years to realize my tumblr mutuals represent mental disorders

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world