sing to me, wall siren!

it’s a Penelope and Odysseus situation for additional context. you’re about 98% sure he’s dead and you hadn’t seen him in the 10 years before his supposed death

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.