a straunge and terrible wunder

Happy Pride

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out

i will say i do prefer frankenstein over hangman because i get to draw some goofy dead guy and instead of the consequence of failure being killing a guy, the consequence of building the entire frankenstein is that he Gets You. when the kid is the frankmaster he forgets to draw the frankenstein and when he remembers he starts scribbling all over the place and saying thats his aura

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long