like any lover, he recited poetry (in crocodile)

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

years ago at my fast food job there was this butch lesbian who came in and got flustered speaking to me and when she went to pay she dropped her credit card several times & said "sorry i really gotta stick it in. oh my gd that sounded so bad haha. sorry". then she put a 5 dollar bill in the tip jar and scampered out the door. i have never wanted to suck somebody off that badly in my life

sometimes if you act awkward or make a fool of yourself in public there's a nonzero chance that somebody saw that and wants to fuck you about it. never kill yourself

“one half of a popular ship is confirmed gay but they can’t date/sleep with the other half it has to be some other random gay character” what is that about? no one likes that

can i come over and concern you

local woman doesnt choose career family or even freedom