it’s Gorgug. keep going.

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude