it’s Gorgug. keep going.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

This is your captain speaking I am currently flying this plane with my penis. Is this a problem?

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

There's always something wild about reading an entire novel in a day. When I set it down at last, I had to remind myself, "Oh, yes, a reality exists outside this book."

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

have I heard recent fandom stuff? interesting question. the answer is I did my fucking time and now I universally unilaterally refuse to learn anything ever again. thank you

dude so distraught he forgot his age

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you