it’s Gorgug. keep going.

i have a disease called "obsessed with hands" and it's called horny. and it's terminal

#i love that this disease is called two things. that is an important part of this post to me

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

she can reclaim faggot for this one

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

*person whos never been loved voice* yeah its so cool when people tolerate my presence without making fun of me

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends