it’s Gorgug. keep going.

(no drinks in) who wants me

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

the author’s barely disguised love, joy and passion that they have for the characters, writing and their stories

One day a tooth will hop out of your mouth and start singing, kill it. Be prepared.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"