it’s Gorgug. keep going.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

AITA for smiling and laughing

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

This is your captain speaking I am currently flying this plane with my penis. Is this a problem?