hallmark comedy vampire

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

The word awesome is like slay for bi guys

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[ID: someone pouring white wine into a wineglass being held by the hammer loop of their friend's oversized carpenter pants. it's a heavy pour, and there's already a bit of wine spilling off the base of the glass. /End ID]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[ID: manga panel of Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi yelling "We've been eating three square meals a day and getting plenty of sleep..." "And that makes us more serious about this than you are!!" /End ID]

ID: a photo of a brown owl sitting on top of a roof with a blue night sky behind her and a glowing full moon above her head. end ID

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading