it's me, from blog

unfortunately i signed several legal documents that prevent me from making figure skating commentary on main and now all i can do is vaguepost on tumblr. so you will be hearing from me over the next season in re: figure skating but you will not be able to learn my name or any identifying traits to the best of my ability. so nothing has changed

why did i write this like i got a cease and desist from the national federation. for the record this is not the case it's normal. i promise. nobody has taken legal action against your friendly neighborhood skating coach

this is your annual pride month reminder that queer rose is real

theres no bond as strong as a girl and her shitty unpopular rpf ship that no one will ever like or understand

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic