As a victim, he would have used the bolt cutters ethically.

some manner of physical ailment befalls me -> this is so leg amputation fic -> no depression

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

it is interesting to play mass effect now bc i do think it was a really significant part of Online (Gaming) Culture in the early 2010s, i saw a lot of stray references i didn't get in random youtube videos as an online kid. and also interestingly i think on the whole the games that are viewed as ones Everybody Knows And Will Understand A Reference To are certainly not singleplayer rpgs any longer. well i guess everybody still knows skyrim

distinct recollection of my br*ther showing me a video at some point that ended with a smash cut to cortez's romance scene which of course i had zero context for and was clearly just homophobic shock humor and when i was like ?? wtf was that he was like Well do you know mass effect. actually never mind

My problem is that I like to draw pictures

REI AYANAMI

Kibellah rogue trader.

I love you my neither alive nor dead girl. My transient girl. My girl in purgatory. My Schrödinger’s cat girl. My girl in limbo

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows