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lok ming 樂明, 25, it/its, tme. aka @eastgaysian. this is my gamer's den for primarily dragon age and rogue trader, which is to say i post all kinds of bullshit and never maintag anything
doodle tag + 'polished' art + writing. i think lyrium causes impotence and thedosian women are subject to the andraste-witch dichotomy.
don't make me tap the sign (read the wretched of middle earth by charles w. mills)
carrd oc directory here (eternal wip); tag links below ⬇️
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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
WAIT NO YOU DID I MISSED IT. yOU ARE GONNA GET A DIVORCE! YAY <3
mountain goats themed positive manifestations:
you are gonna get a divorce
you are gonna lose half your money
(or more)
you are gonna run across a wedding album
you are gonna look at the wedding album in the privacy of your home with half a bottle of popov vodka
(it's cheap but effective)
you are gonna see pictures of your younger self and recognize that person and feel a little sweet and feel a little bitter and a lot angry and a lot sad
you are gonna sit there with the television on and also the radio and the tape deck and the cd player
you'll stop going to therapy because you just lie to them anyway and aren't interested in trying to get antidepressants anymore so it's a waste of time and money and then you develop a psychoanalyst in your own head so when you're like oh my goddd why am i doing this the psychoanalyst in your head goes Do we think you developed an understanding at a young age that authority figures did not believe what you told them and were unwilling or unable to act on it so you believe you have to handle everything yourself or if something unpleasant is beyond your individual capacity to change you just have to tolerate it rather than asking for help and it's like can this guy shut up
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what doesnt kill you makes you go out walking on sunny days until you end up on a tree-lined street where you can look up at the gaps of sunlight and realise you miss them more than anything
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good morning tumblr 🌤️ it's my birthday and I'm not going to do a whole birthday OC bracket competition but I want to lightly steal from @/gyrovagi and do a single One Day Only: Top Mallory OC Poll
with propaganda under the cut...
Who Is The Best!
Katherine Zeta von Valancius
Vinny von Valancius
Kjrn Aemprsend
Yrollam
Ermengarde von Valancius
Sabine
Marian Hawke
Voting ended on5h
Katherine: everyone knows Katherine Z. dogmatic, hypocritical, arrogant, swaggering, loves her dog her wife her ship and her gun
Vinny: VINNY!!!!!!!!! rising from the hard-scrabble muck of Maref to become the best Rogue Trader she can be!!!!!
^ this art by @/orangekittyenergy
Kjrn: left the Steppe to learn thaumaturgy, ended up saving the world and making friends along the way, and learning enough thaumaturgy to get some really big explosions going. loves calligraphy, weaving, big hats. married to my husband's WOL Din.
Yrollam: really just needs some love and support. will do anything for social approval, including bettering herself and tempering her dark and murderous urges. collects seashells and recently (re)learned to dance. Barbarian.
Ermengarde von Valancius: new girl on the block, she was working her way up the local enforcer ranks using subtle psyk-manipulation when she was scooped up. uses HR approved language to get what she wants. (is also HR now, and will execute you during your exit interview.)
Sabine: my very first Tav and first RPG OC who I really enjoyed... the classic, the original. has a bunch of AUs but at heart, just a curious woman trying to find where she fits in. Tarzan if Tarzan was a hot drow gal raised by spiders instead of apes.
Marian Hawke: sleeper OC. she's a blood mage and doesn't care who knows. did her damage, saved the city, then retired with Merrill to the hills outside Kirkwall.
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
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