your own. personal. spongebob.

prog my ultimate, boy

i think it's cool that being a cocktease is just something you can pretty much do forever without facing any consequences

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well