A Blog About Me & Stuff

Building manager is supposed to come by some time today, but I don't know at what time, so I'm just waiting around fully on edge (by which I mean that I'm unable to edge bc I need to be able to answer the door at a moments notice without rocking a pitched tent). Few have struggled as much as I have.

It's so hot how statistically average your dick is! It's like big and small at the same time! I bet people are always telling you "this reminds me of most other penises" and "I can feel that you're in me, but it isn't uncomfortable!"

Dry hump her leg.

Nobody is even telling lies to papa anymore.

Shoutout to poppers for all the orgasms!

Porn is so cool!

Trying to get a girlfriend on a budget? Get a boyfriend and then force feminize them into being your girlfriend. That's called upcycling. It's good for the environment.

A new girlfriend? In this economy? What you should be getting is a used girlfriend. A refurbished girlfriend. An open boxed girlfriend.

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

I think it's so cool when girls are having fun. I see girls having fun and I think it's a good thing and I'm like made happy by it. Welcome to my dark and twisted mind.

Girl that takes a long time getting hard voice: It works if you work it.