i suffer from rage blackouts

shane plays center because you’re supposed to #centershane

hardest thing in the world is following road rules driving home after watching mad max fury road

thank god it’s dark in the theater for this fury road screening because it’s probably full of red flag men for me to slaver over

the two distinct flavors of realizing a score is good: when you’re so caught up that you’re like GOD this is amazing! & when you’re so bored you’re like well at least the music is good.

“i refuse to google the straight birds in the target pride collection” ok well they are not technically straight & also have fun missing out on one of the movies of all time

seeing he-man clips like blue eyed camila mendes isn’t real she can’t hurt you

disclosure day more like dis snoozer day.

second time in a row my therapist has ended a session like “you’re so great!! you have value!!!” is a good & normal sign right

stomping the ysl dwight schrute collection with my hooves!!