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Safe to say that good communication can fix almost everything.

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OC made the mistake of thinking he could fuck me privately without being my friend publicly. So I haven't reached out since late May (yay, me).

The Dude refuses to match his actions with his words, which is confusing and hurtful. Haven't texted him in almost a week.

I'm proud of myself for seeking healthier connections, but tonight I'm having a good cry and feeling lonely.

It's so frustrating when the bar is in hell and it's still too high, apparently...

#relationships #love #friendship #me #personal #friends

lemon-labia

why is it suffering summer and not sex summer

closetocanada

Yeah! I wanna know!

#relationships #me #ugh #lol #funny

classicalcanvas

Winter (1886) by Alphonse Mucha

#alphonse mucha #paintings

Was the only unpartnered person at the neighborhood barbecue tonight. While we were chatting, one of my friends said "Oh it will be weird when your kids move out and you'll be allllll aloooonneee in that big house!" 🤬

#fuck you #single #old #tired #fuck off

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#Oscar #Oscar the grouch #sesame street #the downfall of civilization #so relevant #true #lol

pmamtraveller

Malleus, Monster Magnet Hamburg concert poster, 2016

afbcb

#The Traveling Wilburys. Handle With Care.

closetocanada

"I'm so tired of being lonely

I still have some love to give

Won't you show me that you really care?"

#lyrics #personal #me #music #so fucking relatable

What is wrong with me that I can't pull a baddie?!

#my last single friend got engaged #I'm happy for her but #I'm so fucking mad for myself #i deserve love too #wtf is wrong with me

midnightglances

getting kind of tired of giving away pieces of myself to people who don’t really care

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babypeachprincess

in the mood for a man to apologize to me

closetocanada

Several, maybe. As well as a couple women, too!

#Apologies #apologize #apology

jedi-masturb8r

"My daughter turned out just fine"

lol sir with all due respect, your daughter wants to be called a good girl by a tattooed masked man and chased in the woods

lilheathen7

Well shit….

closetocanada

Had me until "chased in the woods"... maybe "fool around in the woods" instead

deresjot

(via Pin auf Nature)

valentineua

Totem Poles, Kitseukla (1912) - Emily Carr (1871–1945)

#post impressionism #emily carr #klee wyck #painting #fine art #Canada #canadian

frontmansdefender

RIP to the legend

closetocanada

Bisexual goose in a love triangle for 6 years and I can't even get a Friend With Benefits. Jesus.

#embarrassing #goose got more game than me #personal #me #ugh #relationships #love #good god

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Too late 🤷‍♀️

#fumbled #me #love #relationships #friendship #personal #kindness

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#ai #women #intelligence

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