I live in the fucking NIGHTMARE realm

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

the frenetic whimpering of a friday man pacing the cage of thursday

Fat femme walking out of a steamy shower to put on world's smallest fucking towel. If you drooled reblog

training bloggers by only liking posts that arent about their boyfriends #YouDontNeedHimAndIDontWantHim

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species