YOU GUYS ITâS DECEMBER 10TH YOU DONâT UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
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YOU GUYS ITâS DECEMBER 10TH YOU DONâT UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this

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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŠ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŠ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŠ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŠâŠ.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnât work on girls.
ObserveâŠ
ITâS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canât be true.
And it canât possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farâŠ
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⊠Actually âŠ
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canât be that bad!
âŠ.
âŠoh my godâŠ
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⊠I wonder
Iâm sure nothing could possiblyâŠ
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceâŠ
Never not reblog
ITâS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onâŠ
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TÂ â S Â B A C KÂ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesâŠ
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goâŠ
nothingâs happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donât be awful, please donât be awful, please donât b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iâll prove it
Yâall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
ShouldâŠâŠ should IâŠâŠ.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canât be that bad, I mean whatâs the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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World Heritage Post
Iâve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.Â
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
Iâm so glad itâs back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
I missed this post so much
mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified
don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud
Interviewer: So what makes this film good?
Rob: It sucks.
Mads: I havenât seen it.
HEREâS THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello youâd get connected to them, so I just launch right into my âHarvard University and NPR blah blah blahâ thing and then thereâs this long pause and I think the personâs hung up even though I didnât hear a click
And then I hear âyou shouldnât be able to call this number.â
So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we arenât selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is
âNo, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.â
I explain that itâs randomly generated and Iâm very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:
âMaâam, this is a matter of national security.â
I accidentally called the director of the FBI.
My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.
This is my new favourite story.
When I was in college I got a job working for a company that manages major air-travel data. It was a temp gig working their out of date system while they moved over to a new one, since my knowing MS Dos apparently made me qualified.
There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type-based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server.Â
The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors.Â
During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. âThis is a holdover from the cold war.â They said. âIt isnât going to come up, but hereâs the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told.â
So my third night there, itâs around 2am and thereâs a ringing sound.Â
I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing.
So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number. And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken byâŠ
âUh⊠Is Shantavia there?â
It turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporationâs command center in the mid-west United States.
Thereâs another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying âI think you have the wrong number, maâam.â and Iâm standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before I was old enough to legally drink.
The red phone never rang again while I was there, so the people doing my training were only slightly wrong in their estimation of how often the doomsday phone would ring.Â
Every time I try to find this story, I end up having to search google with a variety of terms that Iâm sure have gotten me flagged by some watchlist, so Iâm reblogging it again where I swear Iâve reblogged it before.
But none of these stories even come close to the best one of them all; a wrong number is how the NORAD Santa Tracker got started.
Seriously, this is legit.
In December 1955, Sears decided to run a Santa hotline. Hereâs the ad they posted.
Only problem is, they misprinted the number. And the number they printed? It went straight through to fucking NORAD. This was in the middle of the Cold War, when early warning radar was the only thing keeping nuclear annihilation at bay. NORAD was the front line.
And it wasnât just any number at NORAD. Oh no no no.
Terri remembers her dad had two phones on his desk, including a red one. âOnly a four-star general at the Pentagon and my dad had the number,â she says.
âThis was the â50s, this was the Cold War, and he would have been the first one to know if there was an attack on the United States,â Rick says.
The red phone rang one day in December 1955, and Shoup answered it, Pam says. âAnd then there was a small voice that just asked, âIs this Santa Claus?â â
His children remember Shoup as straight-laced and disciplined, and he was annoyed and upset by the call and thought it was a joke â but then, Terri says, the little voice started crying.
âAnd Dad realized that it wasnât a joke,â her sister says. âSo he talked to him, ho-ho-hoâd and asked if he had been a good boy and, âMay I talk to your mother?â And the mother got on and said, âYou havenât seen the paper yet? Thereâs a phone number to call Santa. Itâs in the Sears ad.â Dad looked it up, and there it was, his red phone number. And they had children calling one after another, so he put a couple of airmen on the phones to act like Santa Claus.â
âIt got to be a big joke at the command center. You know, âThe old manâs really flipped his lid this time. Weâre answering Santa calls,â â Terri says.
And then, it got better.
âThe airmen had this big glass board with the United States on it and Canada, and when airplanes would come in they would track them,â Pam says.
âAnd Christmas Eve of 1955, when Dad walked in, there was a drawing of a sleigh with eight reindeer coming over the North Pole,â Rick says.
âDad said, âWhat is that?â They say, âColonel, weâre sorry. We were just making a joke. Do you want us to take that down?â Dad looked at it for a while, and next thing you know, Dad had called the radio station and had said, âThis is the commander at the Combat Alert Center, and we have an unidentified flying object. Why, it looks like a sleigh.â Well, the radio stations would call him like every hour and say, âWhereâs Santa now?â â Terri says.
For real.
âAnd later in life he got letters from all over the world, people saying, âThank you, Colonel,â for having, you know, this sense of humor. And in his 90s, he would carry those letters around with him in a briefcase that had a lock on it like it was top-secret information,â she says. âYou know, he was an important guy, but this is the thing heâs known for.â
âYeah,â Rick [his son] says, âitâs probably the thing he was proudest of, too.â
So yeah. I think that might be the best wrong number of all time.
Source:Â http://www.npr.org/2014/12/19/371647099/norads-santa-tracker-began-with-a-typo-and-a-good-sport
No okay THAT is adorable and Iâm queueing this for next December.
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
hah this has been scheduled for a year

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everyoneâs debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon
for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness
Seriously. It caused so many memes.
Truly the greatest meme of our generation
I'm dying. I saw the original, but I've never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.
MOON MOON WAS THE BEST
@thatotherentity
did not expect to see moon moon today
Source
I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes
This process right here??? Cinematic gold.
"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.
I love that she just gives up on the money like âthis idiot couldnât hide dirty underwear if you handed her a laundry hamper, she doesnât have the money, now Iâm back to fucking square one AND I gotta come back tomorrow to make sure sheâs locked the damn doorâ.Â
[Transcript
Thief (offscreen, quietly): Hey.... wake up.
(resident in bed rouses and scrambles to sit up with a gasp)
Thief (on screen, quietly): Before you scream, Iâd like to inform you that your entire family is tied up in the living room, and I will start hurting them if you donât tell me where the money is.
Resident: What? What family? I live alone!
(Thief rapidly and silently goes through many faces of confusion)
Thief (loud now): You live a- Wait, hold up! Then who are all those people who were roaming around your house?
Resident (shouting in alarm): There are people roaming around my house?!
Thief (exasperated): Well not anymore!! (pauses to make hand motions and faces) Are you dumb??Â
Resident: (silent embarrassed frown)
Thief (standing, pulling a pink phone from a pocket): Here! I took this off your night stand. (tosses the phone back to the resident) Call the police! (mockingly) and keep your door locked!! (turning away muttering) Stupid... You coulda died. (tiredly on the way out) Youâre welcome. (opens the door and leaves the room)
End transcript]
And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one nightâŠ
santaâs creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
Iâm queuing this on December 26th Iâm ready for this
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
People demanding that complete strangers have this performative mourning period for Anne Rice is actually hilarious. Iâm not her family or her friend. Iâm not even a fan. Iâm a fanfiction author. And my parasocial connection with her is how she played an instrumental role in attacking, censoring, and eventually destroying popular fanfiction websites back in the pre-Ao3 days. Thatâs how Iâll remember her. And thatâs the context in which Iâm going to react to news of her death.
Anne Rice stalked, harassed, and threatened her underaged fans with cease and desist letters over unmonetized fanfiction. Fanfiction.net was forced to completely purge parts of its site that were related to her works after she sent her lawyers after them. It directly led to the structural demolition of collective transformative works beyond just the stuff based on her books.
Celebrate her life and her books if youâre a fan. But Iâm decidedly not a fan of hers. And Iâm not going to suddenly pretend like she wasnât a catastrophic force against fanfic and fandom in general now that sheâs dead.
Ao3 has a dedicated, robust legal team in direct response to C&D types like Anne Rice. Itâs the reason why you can post Disney-related fics on their site without having the mouse kick down your door. Teens and young adults being able to share fanworks online without fear of legal retaliation from millionaires and corporations hasnât always been such a sure thing. And people are quickly forgetting just how close the concept of collective transformative works was to being stamped out for good.

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The real reason millenials say "Adulting" is that that if you say something is "for adult reasons" or "grown up reasons" we've been trained to associate that with sex and shit when we just wanna say, be vague about our chore habits
...you know I donât think Iâve ever seen it put into words so concisely but that is exactly why I use âadultingâ over any other term.
âdoing adult thingsâ = almost always a euphemism for sexy stuff (when other people say it)
âadultingâ =Â all the tedious things like laundry and cooking that you become responsible for as an adult
Heres your guide to Hallmark Movies
This is just so funny to me
@mcatbougie Itâs almost that time of year again!
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: Weâve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!Â
Everyone Else: Youâve created mustard gas is what youâve done. Your lungs look like youâve just returned from the Western Front.Â
Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.
Time for a health and safety lesson.
See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:
The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur.Â
DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.Â
DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.
DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.)Â
DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DONâT COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!)Â
YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT.Â
IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOUâRE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESNâT ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.)Â
CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS!Â
YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.Â
YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME.Â
I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.
TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS.Â
PLEASE DO NOT DIE.
The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f
Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise donât know.
I feel like the âmay cause deathâ part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like theyâd be unpleasant, but âunpleasantâ doesnât cut it. Needs to have a way bigger âTHIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWEDâ warning.Â
Okay so uhhh my sister borrowed my copy of the Inception script and is using it as a reference to rewrite the ENTIRE THING BUT AS A MUPPET MOVIE
@pallidpiety
#how long have we been holding on to this one?
I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

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This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.
@endoshan holy shit you figured it out
the doctor just walks around like iâm a slutâŠ.iâm a war criminalâŠ.iâm so sadâŠ..i put on funny outfitsâŠâŠ
I honestly forgot about Doctor Who and had a horrible several seconds of deep concern about your Primary Care Provider