that's gay

i don't even think dan and phil are real i think we made them up

well yeah the theatrics are fun but a podcast tour would at least be profitable. they'd prob make it somewhat extra still but at least they wouldn't have to drag a massive set around (lowkey they'd probably bring a version of the hard launch set if we're being so honest but. presumably still less expensive than the ridiculous shit they've hauled around the world previously)

i mean on one hand i am waiting for them to do a podcast tour, but on the other i just cannot fathom why on earth they would want to tour this year. also they haven't done their usual several months of dropping unsubtle hints so idk. could be! very possible that this is a real thing that the venue leaked too early. but i think i'd be equally unsurprised if it turns out to just be a mistake. we will see i guess

are we still talking about the erotica because they could probably make bank doing that