Clown By Blood. Corpse By Choice

Middle Welsh lit King Arthur: We’re playing a drinking game, if me and my band of roving knights with magical powers outdrink this giant, he has to convert to Christianity.

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

my friend has a crush on a guy in a band and is refusing to call it a bisexual moment because (direct quote) "men in bands are basically women"

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.