Clown By Blood. Corpse By Choice

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

But is it ska?

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

this is a highly controversial opinion, I have no doubt King Arthur was bisexual but I think he was one of the few people in Camelot not interested in fucking Lancelot. he wanted to retain him as an employee but it did not cross his mind that Lancelot was fucking his wife because Lancelot is such a weird little twerp that he did not perceive him as a sexual being. my interpretation.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

I've been growing to sort of understand sports and balls thereof and I feel like Data about it. I'm observing human activities. The world cup is about being in a group and yelling together I think

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec