Clown By Blood. Corpse By Choice

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

flirting by waving winking and making lewd gestures

the mourners are horrified

pretty sure the funeral director's into it, though

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit