Clown By Blood. Corpse By Choice

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

But is it ska?

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.