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It has a 2 story living room with a stone fireplace, wood ceiling, and mezzanine above.

The dining room just needs paint. This could be very cool, especially if the ceiling was more than one color, with a chandelier.

The kitchen is galley style and very large.

And, it has a very large eat-in kitchen area.

The doors open to the garden.

Not sure what this is, but I think it's the pantry.

The primary bedroom has sliders to a patio.

Here's a large bath.

This good size room looks like it also has sliders to the outside.

Definitely a 70s bath. I would just change the wallpaper and sink hardware.

The bedrooms are basically the same size.

This bath is similar to the other one, except for blue fixtures.

Doesn't the deck look like villa overlooking the lake?

So lovely.

Hot tub on the patio. It just needs a power wash.

That looks like a boathouse down there.

The house is just steps from the lake.

It looks like there's a pool up there, although the listing says "none."

The brick arches are beautiful.

Very big driveway and garage.

4.29 acre lot.

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.