Revenge of the Jewfro

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist

being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

The writers of this show are fucking brilliant

we don't really have the monster ford trucks in my country because you try driving this shit into like. saint-cirq-lapopie you're not making it out with all your doors your side mirrors and your wheel rims unscraped right you try and drive through besse-et-saint-anastaise with those your shit is getting cleaved in twain. anyways i was stuck going 20km/h on the A75 highway because we were backed up to the horizon for god knows what reason when in my side mirror. taking the entire reflective surface. and god knows i have big side mirrors. the ugliest. biggest. loudest. american pickup truck i've seen in my life. taller than my car, and my car is pretty tall (fourgonnette style). making a noise like a boat, like it's about to stall right there going 40km/h in the left lane. cleanest rims and underside i've ever did see. pitch black with Nightmare Before Christmas decals on it. if i was not running a fever and stunned from having driven 120km/h with both front windows open the inside fans blasting lukewarm air in my face (no AC) & music loud enough to attempt to cover the noise of the insane windage i'd have burst out laughing. all this to be a pavement pet stuck sub-50km/h on the A75 with the rest of us. i had a twingo overtake me on my drive up that was faster louder and more impressive than you bro roll over like a bug

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software