Revenge of the Jewfro

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

if anyone here objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peas

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy