Revenge of the Jewfro

the worst part of the deleted scenes is that i understand why they cut every single one and theres this palpable difference where you can tell its moreso just ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set than narratively serving grace and rocky. this however has led to my new demand for a 3 hour movie of ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set muppet style.

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

This is humanity

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

Happy birthday, Curiosity!💕

Happy Birthday, Curiosity

PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

i like to believe that walt disney's soul is in fact trapped in his animatronic and he's kept there by the vengeful spirit of abraham lincoln who's put him in a fnaf ucn style hell where he's conscious of everything his animatronic does but can't stop it

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates

i fucked on xbox now im pregnant with halo

The World Of Ultimate Gaming

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

the golden compass books were so fun because they were for middle schoolers but took kids seriously in a way few other books did. a lot of kids books for that age group are very much focused on getting and keeping the reader engaged with things relevant to their age group. but they were extremely serious books that talked about sex and torture and religious totalitarianism etc in ways that were both extremely controversial and didn’t dumb them down at all. I read them in 4th grade and didn’t understand a lot of what was happening but I understood enough. And there’s something very special about them that even his new books for adults haven’t been able to capture. A succinct pearl of middle grade fantasy