Revenge of the Jewfro

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

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Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

thing that pisses me off most about adhd advice from neurotypicals... the 'doing something for 30 days forms a habit.' bitch nothing in my life is a habit i would be ripping bong and jacking off all day if it was a matter of choice. never underestimate my ability to be super invested in something for like 2 weeks and then forget to do it one day and never go back to it

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.