Two days ago at work the oven timer went off and I was the only person in the kitchen so I went to check on whatever it was and it was a foil covered 4" hotel pan on the top rack so literally above my head and I did not anticipate it being VERY HEAVY and long story short that's how the phoenix tattoo on the back of my hip now has second degree burns because I somehow managed to spill hot pork grease on my shoulder and down my back.
Which when you think about it, having burn scars on my phoenix tattoo is actually pretty metal.
