Procrastination Queen

if you're cold, so are they. let them in. let the worms in. let the worms into you. they're cold, do you want them to be cold? no? then let them in. let them have a snack while they're at it. do you want the worms to go hungry?

@vague-magnus-archives

honestly r/196 coming to tumblr was the best result. this is where they belong. these are animals born in captivity finally being released to interact with other members of their species

SIGH

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

When you know politics but no facts

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

This is my favourite post on this website

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

Muricans

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

aw man you just know fred is going through it with his dad right now

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”

”walkable cities is ableist” has to be a psy-op. you can’t be this bad at understanding what the term means.

I feel like this is similar to the argument i've seen "working class is an ableist term because not everyone can work" where people just see one word (walkable, working) and make incorrect assumptions based on that alone without further research. In reality "walkable" doesn't refer to "having to walk on two feet" but general mobility outside cars.

We all know walkable cities are designed exclusively with people who can run a 5min mile in mind and working-class only refers to people who swing a sledgehammer for a minimum of 9hrs a day for work

you could probably eat a television without any repercussions if you were patient about it and only took really small bites

@vague-magnus-archives 😭😭😭😭

while it does suck a lot of twitter artists are losing their primary way of sharing art, I hope anyone joining tumblr in the midst of this mass exodus realizes just how much better this place is for sharing and viewing art. 30 image limit (and when extended to the description, essentially limitless), no character limit in posts or alt text, image cropping that is much kinder to your pieces, mixing gifs and images in the same post, and more. like guys you have no idea how much better it is here

the best thing ever lmao

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week