Goth shit, racial issues, and what makes me smile.

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments

#the chewy decimal system (via @crafty-butch)

Graham crackers were not in the cracker aisle, they were not in the baking supplies aisle, they were in the goddamn COOKIES AISLE, and ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

sometimes people will make you feel stupid for being kind. this makes it hard to stay kind. it is important that you do anyway. if you have become unkind, it is important to remember that you can become kind again. it's a skill, not an inherent trait.

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god