smells like goodfam in here

here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL

What if everything gets better in 2016

I have no idea how Venus Flytraps are pollinated but I am now imagining this is designed to try to keep pollinators well away from the jaws of death.

That is in fact exactly why they're like this! (Several species of carnivorous plants do the same thing)

The plant version of it's not stupid if it works.

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

the other day i saw a car that had "67" drawn on the back window along with a complete dogshit awesome S

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank