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may you all be as fearless as a bird significantly smaller than the other birds

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Found family? No I stole them fair and square
The Martian of course was part of the small but notable genre of movies 'people expend huge amounts of effort to rescue Matt Damon'. In Project Hail Mary we see a foundational entry in the inverse genre 'people expend huge amounts of effort to send Ryan Gosling away forever'. Excited to see where we send Ryan Gosling next.

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You'd think in the modern day of the internet you could find an item of clothing no matter how obscure and yet...
I want: an orange long line v neck t-shirt that fits me, preferably in cotton though I am open to other fabrics that aren't plastic. What matters most is it isn't see through and doesn't make me want to claw my skin off when it gets hot.
I have been looking for one of these for over a fucking year on and off.
Today I figured fuck it. I'll buy a white long line v neck t-shirt in my size, in cotton, and some fucking orange dye.
I CAN FIND FUCKING ONE! A SINGLE PLACE I TRUST!!! With
✅ White
✅ Long line
✅ V neck
✅ Size 24
✅ Not see through
✅ Cotton
I'M GOING TO BITE
At least it's £7.50. I was fucking fully prepared to pay £15 in this economy :|
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
Hey. Hey!
Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows (they can just be 10 shows you loved watching or your top shows of all time) then tag 10 people.
Stolen from @keldabe-kriff
These are just 10 out of order shows that have had an impact on me through my life which may say something about me as a person lol
Pick a TV show
Sailor Moon
Firefly
Violet Evergarden
Dragon Ball Z
Poirot (ITV)
Pride and Prejudice (BBC)
Outlaw Star
The Animals of Farthing Wood
Thunderbirds Are Go
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)
Not tagging anyone directly because I am very tired and stabbing people on Assassin's Creed right now.
Thanks to all 2 people who voted 😂
practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

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i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.
That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa
Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok
If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation
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I love one leg chained somewhere. You still have full range of motion, full mobility. But you're not going anywhere.
No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})
Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.
Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.
I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.
I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.
I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

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I was a really soft-hearted little kid who cried a lot and liked to play games about making big families and nurturing things, which, since I was a boy, meant I got the shit kicked out of me a lot by other boys for being girly. Boys were supposed to be tough and fight and compete and try to be the best, you see, that's how our imagination games were supposed to go. And that's what media aimed at boys when I was a kid focused on - heroes who beat the shit out of people and are tough and don't cry et cetera et cetera.
And I learned to like that and see the appeal in that, sure. There are lots of stories that were made for an audience of little boys that I ended up liking. But I always wanted something that told me boys like me, who didn't want to be violent or competitive, who liked nurturing things and making friends, who avoided fights whenever allowed, were valid.
So I was really happy when Steven Universe came around and was exactly that - the kind of show a sensitive little boy like I used to be would have killed to see. And very shortly after that I was crushed when the growing criticism of the show repeated the refrain that it was bad mainly because Steven was a pacifist who cried and didn't want to be violent and liked nurturing things and making friends instead of killing people. I wasn't surprised, no, it made perfect sense people would hate it for being that, but I was crushed all the same.
Our society only accepts a very narrow definition of masculinity, and kindness isn't allowed to play a very big role in it. That's one of the reasons I quit it.
Anyway, I'm a daycare teacher now, and one of the kids in my class is a really sensitive little boy with big feelings and a bigger heart, who acts very nurturing to his little 3-D printed dragons, and gets very upset at how mean and rude the other little boys can be when they're trying to prove they're mature and tough. Recently he's been talking to me about a show he found and has fallen in love with called Steven Universe, and I've been delighted to hear him regale me about how much he loves it. I bet it's doing him some real good to see that it's ok for a little boy like him to have a big heart and to want to make friends instead of fight all the time. He's making up his own crystal gem OC too, isn't that nice?