Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, “I can give you anything you ask” “You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It’s unlimited, just set me to the task.”

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, “I want houses, “I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start.”

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered ‘round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, “Let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he’s been set so far apart.” “Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff who has everything! ‘Cause his wishes are only at the start.”

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, “Everybody’s getting in my way.” The genie smiled as before, “You’ve got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away.”

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet ‘Til he finally said, “I have just one wish more.” “I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore.”

Well, the genie’s eyes got big and sad and shiny ‘Til she finally said, “Your wish is my command.” And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

This Starry Night was stitched by Becca. The pattern is available in our shop.

"I lied to her parents because I wanted to continue having sex but as soon as she cheated on me I decided to endanger her education, future and entire life, because I'm a little baby boy incapable of shutting the fuck up during a five minute phone call"

@mariyyum twitter post: Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine

1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)

2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta

3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)

4: Sfeeha (meet pies)

There's nothing quite as healing as seeing women in media have big emotions and being blunt and unapologetic WITHOUT it being turned into a character flaw.

Karlach doesn't need to "get a grip". Laezel doesn't need to "be more tactful". Aylin doesn't need to "tone it down".

Completely fell in love with this game. One hundred hours in and I’m almost done with my first playthrough, can’t wait to play as some of the origin characters too ^^

EDIT; After looking at a bunch of better quality and in better lighting Wyll reference photos for my newest Wyll drawing, I’ve realized that I had completely gotten his skin tone wrong (he’s got a warm shade, I originally made his skin on the colder side). It was bugging me a lot so I’ve color corrected this piece, Karlach also looks a little more vibrant now Hopefully I got it right this time, my deepest apologies to whoever saw it before and felt something was off.