turtle rebellion headquaters

Walnut, you have a very kind face.

He’s had a good year.

I want to hug the bear, is this normal?

Very normal but tragically very forbidden

I mean I think these are great

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

contrary to popular belief, goncharov is a completely real movie! it’s just that the special camera and tape they filmed it on make it oddly imperceptible to the human eye. the unique wavelengths of light are only visible to a select number of individuals with a rare genetic disease known as alexandria’s genesis

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

rewatching deep space 9. i like when they want to make it look like a character is swamped in work but they don't use paper in the setting so you'll just see captain sisko at his desk surrounded by ipads