look at that fucking cornfield

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

Thank god chuck Norris died now after years of being a rightwing shill destroyed his memetic legend status to all but people you can easily avoid. today would have been unbearable if it were like 2008.

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad