buzzkill

i need to get frank iero pregnant

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.