buzzkill

i need to get frank iero pregnant

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.