buzzkill

i need to get frank iero pregnant

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

I really do believe there are an infinite number of miracles, life-saving exchanges, intimate embraces and fleeting glances of beauty just patiently waiting for us to be receptive and vulnerable enough to meet them