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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

Saw this at the bookstore 😂💀🖤

I've fallen headfirst in love with the discworld books and may have bitten off more than I can chew when i decided to make a discworld blanket. I'm only 7 out of 41 books in so I won't have a blanket for a while (but we're coming into summer so i won't need one) (but it probably won't be done next summer either at this pace)

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

What more do you want?

locked the fuck in get my money up

fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page

So as you can imagine my mom spent many years prepping me for social outings by doing a call-and-response litany with me that went "let's focus on tree frogs tonight. let's tell people about tree frogs."

Baby Jesus is fucking hammered by house 3 unless he's reverse miracleing all that brandy back into water and downing it like ChristGPT.