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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

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TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

kuylar

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

acerby

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!

howieduet

Asking a robotgirl about a barely-visible scratched out logo is extremely rude.

"Oh so you're from-" Not. Anymore.

singing-robot

One of the first character interactions we see in Undertale is Toriel unknowingly attacking her son to save a human child she does not know. She leads the human through the Ruins by their hand to keep them safe (from dangerous monsters like her son) and prepares a room in her house for them to stay in (like the one her son lived in). We can call her “Mom” and she will let us (Flowey watches us the entire time.) She attacks us so we don’t leave (the Underground is full of dangerous monsters (like her son)), but when we make it out, Flowey is there to criticize what we’ve done (we’ve taken his mom) (we’ve killed his mom) (we RESET to save his mom) (our mom). She doesn’t know who he is. He put her to bed when she’d passed out on the floor and left a glass of water on her table (someone has to take care of these flowers).

reggiemess

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

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shittysawtraps

Hello Julia. For too long you have used minimalism to get away with creating bland and ugly interiors for your clients. You charged people money to make their homes look like hospital wards. The key to unlock your trap is pure white. As you can see before you, so is the rest of the room. Find the key and unlock your trap, or you will become the splash of colour. Live or die. Make your choice.

clayorey

So many herbs, so little thyme

sirdiskscratch-deactivated20150

im really mad at you for making that pun

but thank u

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 758

ozempicofficial

doggirl-girlcock

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

fella-lovin-fella

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

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nookisms

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

nookisms

paddysnuffles

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

numberlover1729

over 2400 km

shirtsthatgohard

fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

carriesthewind

I love looking up professors I know on ratemyprofessor and reading the bad reviews for them. "I didn't have time to do the final assignment because I was super busy, and they gave me a zero for it! 1/5 stars." "So disrespectful and rude, they expect THEIR answers to all the questions in the pop quizzes and will call you wrong even if you are right!"

Meanwhile other reviews for the same person will be like, "Very willing to talk and help, even outside of regular hours. All you have to do is show up and follow instructions and you will get an A."

It reminds me of one of my favorite professors in college. Before I took my first class with him, my roommate recognized his name and warned me that she had heard he was super sexist. I was alarmed, and spoke to the person who called him sexist and was very upset with how he treated her!

...she wanted to take one of his discussion classes, which was, as the name implies, a small class almost entirely focused on in-class discussions, with only a few papers and zero tests. Because of that, it had a strict attendance policy, with a minimal amount of days students could miss before it started affecting their grade. She had asked him if she could make an exception to the policy because she had to pick up her kids from school at the time of the class...and therefore would have to miss approximately half of the classes. He advised her against taking the class that semester, and told her that if she was interested, she should look at taking it another semester, when it would be held at a different time.

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

damazcuz

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

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kvothes

i tend not to take museum photos of things unless i think i can take a good one, and this was in a glass case so it had a lot of glare, but the sargent exhibit at the met has the only know photograph of madame x before he repainted the shoulder strap and seeing that for the first time in my life made me feel like my body was made of static

kvothes

the met had a photo online. offering this to all of you (with the repainted one for comparison) <3

klausie

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