Pool boy at the vampire mansion

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

If elias bouchard had a tumblr he'd be posting shit like "I love my archive... #myarchive" and martin would reblog it to his poetry tumblr and put like 'so true bestie' or something in the tags without ever knowing who it is

my spanish teacher has clocked me as some sort of queer he played Androgynous by The Replacements specifically for me in class and then yapped about Brandy Carlyle. Jump scared me for ea second bc I'd heard her name but not her music and had to look her up and he looked over at my screen (open to my twin peaks background) and just said "Lesbian" (in reference to Carlyle) but I thought he was calling me out 😭

in honor of pride month, the blood soaked pieces of gauze in my mouth from my wisdom teeth removal are the same shades of pink red and orange as the lesbian flag. Congratulations lesbians

Jon: ah, he looks cute... WAIT, WHAT?

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !