Geekdom becomes you.

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

I also thought this and don't see why I should change that.

tumblr is so funny because you'll try to find things on your own blog that you know you posted and tumblr is like "nothing here!!!!!! nope!!!!!!! you never made this post!!!!!!! you idiot!!!!!!!!!"

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

A lot of people don’t know this but many loyalists were so butthurt about America gaining independence from Britain that they moved to British occupied regions of Canada and then reluctantly back to America when they realized Canada was cold and and vast and scary or the American economy seemed to be doing okay. This complicates a lot of New England genealogy in particular. They were like “WE’RE BRITISH! We are going to occupy indigenous land ELSEWHERE!” “…fuck, never mind, guess not.”

in season one lestat killed that opera singer for not being a tenor and now in season three he’s sitting patiently and listening as his band plays that shitty song to him oh lestat de lionkind lestat de growthcourt