Geekdom becomes you.

making an undisclosed wish

utterly delightful family of words and things

THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

There was a group of 5 or 6 middle aged Japanese men staying in the same hotel as us. I don’t know if this was a boy’s trip or if they were there on business and working hard while they were playing hard but they were having a GREAT time. We kept bumping into them because we were staying in the same hotel and doing a lot of the same touristy activities and they seemed to be having the time of their lives every time we saw them. They had a visible lust for life I cannot put into words. I had traveled one state over and I was so miserable and just wanted to go home and they had come from across the globe and seemed to be on the trip of a lifetime and it occurred to me that yes, DC is beautiful, America is a vast and interesting place and if I got out of my own head, I could enjoy it in the way they were enjoying it.

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

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I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

out of the tags with you

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