Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me
Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

@theartofmadeline

Discoholic đŞŠ
YOU ARE THE REASON
RMH

romaâ
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
The Bowery Presents
$LAYYYTER
untitled

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn
seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Canada

seen from Hong Kong SAR China

seen from Italy
seen from France
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Morocco
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Australia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from China

seen from Malaysia

seen from France

seen from United States
@gigi-tastic
Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I got a new shampoo that's really doing things for me... I'm close to perfecting my snickerdoodle recipe... They've lowered my antipsychotic dose... And I'm running for mayor of a city near you!!!
When I am mayor the first thing I will do is make it so that you can buy the silky, luxurious conditioner that comes in black box dye in a bigger bottle that is a convenient size and shape for teens to shoplift.
if we ever lose costco, like if the good things about it ever get hollowed out, i think that will be the final blow to our national soul and we need to all just lie down and say goodbye with pride
Wh-what do you mean itâs from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
âLa Chimèreâ Ensemble from Thierry Mugler Fall 1997 Haute Couture.
The ensemble consists of a sheath dress with an articulated gold body made from scales, feathers, and horsehair embroidered with rhinestones.
đ¸: Patrice Stable via dazed / Alan Strutt.
This is going to sound so stupid but as someone from a subtropical area, I struggle to fathom the climate of Britain. Iâve been doing a lot of research on the climate of southern Wales. What do you mean the temperature is usually between 34°f and 66°f? The record low is only -9.9°f and the record high is 98°f? Iâm from a place where it is usually between 30° f and 90°f, the record low is -34°f and the record high is 110°f. My brain cannot comprehend the idea of a place that isnât freezing in the winter and sweltering in the summer. No life threatening temperature seesaw? No tornadoes? No hail?
It just rains, mists and drizzles? Theres a little snow sometimes?
This is so silly and cute I love it
The most realistic part is the heels already hurting their feet too much before they even made it into the club
I thiiinkkkk I'm done

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.
The Painted Garden of the Villa of Livia. Â
unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-itâs-good CW series it couldâve been
I miss when ads were a single click and then theyâre gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesnât even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you canât do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that thereâs nothing I can do about it.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
âAt $10 an hour youâd have to work 1,250 hours to cover the UWâs $12,500 tuition (more, once you take out taxes). In a 12-week summer, thatâs more than 100 hours a week. What really made me feel ancient is that the 1981 UW student guide shows the Med school charged only $1,029 a year back then. Today: $28,040! Now, I didnât go to the UW. But Iâm going down Husky memory lane because last week The Seattle Times featured a crop of harried UW students looking rueful and broke. The story said skeptical state legislators often say how âthey worked their way through college. And then they ask: Why donât students do that today?â Of all our delusions, we old farts cling to this bootstrap one the most. We worked our way up on sweat and chicken grease, we say. Canât this generation? Whatâs wrong with them? Whatâs wrong is that after we got ours, we cut it off for them. The reason a summer at KFC could pay for a year of UW med school in 1981 isnât that we were so hardworking and industrious. Itâs that taxpayers back then picked up 90 percent of the tab. We werenât Horatio Algers. We were socialists. Today, the public picks up only 30 percent of UW tuition, and dropping.â
â
Danny Westneat, âYes, summer job paid tuition back in â81, but then we got cheapâ (via obi-wankenblowme)
#also the minimum wage should be over $20 today #if it actually kept up with increases in productivity over these past few decades #it hasnât
(via jesuisdelphine)
Iâm not astrology but god I love Scorpio stereotypes. I like that the zodiac has a cartoon supervillain sign.
sorry I canât hang out today I have to plan a graveyard orgy ritual for my mystery cult. soon my dark purposes will be fulfilled. you know how it is with sinister puppetmasters⌠ah ha ha ha.
âScorpios are just popularly misunderstood! Theyâre not evil, theyâre not sex maniacs, theyâre not secretive manipulators with vindictiveââ
GUARDS! consign this idiot to my scorpion pit. heâs trying to ruin my reputation. no not the regular scorpion pit the scorpion pit in which all the scorpions have boners. what?! well give them the arachnid viagra then. jesus christ. impossible to get good help around here.