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Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

actually, let’s play a game called think about it jacob and i want you to cast yourself in a super specific role for season 2

i want to be another therapist in dr. galina’s office suite. maybe i swing my door open and ilya gets startled bc he’s anxious about being there, i throw him a 🙂 before wordlessly heading to the staff kitchenette for a coffee

gas station attendant who pulled the short straw on the halloween shift. i watch a visibly uncomfortable shane hollander put fuel in his sensible car then waddle quickly across the forecourt. he shifts his weight from foot to foot as he pays. he won't look me in the eye. i wish him a happy halloween and tell him to have a nice night. i get an awkward grimace in return before he hurries back to his car and speeds off into the night.

I am at Fabian's concert and Shane notices I keep looking at him and Ilya and he's like shit is she seeing my hand on him does she know and I DO, I am internally freaking out because omg that's Hollander and Rozanov touching, the Internet was RIGHT, but I keep it to myself because I'm chill

I’m the head boss at the overnight dog kennel and I keep local icon Ilya Rozanov happy by making sure the other attendants call it a “doggy hotel” while he’s around.

Barista watching Troy Barrett order drinks and cake pops that are very obviously not for him. I do not follow hockey, so I have no idea who he is. When our fall seasonal menu comes out and he orders every single apple themed item we sell, it means nothing to me. I write "Boy" on his cup, because he mumbles.

I will play the mom of one the kids at the hospital in Ottawa. We aren't much of a hockey family, but my 8 year old daughter is now in love with Ilya Rozanov.

flirting by asking if you wanna see my autopsy scars

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

Some of my friends are getting involved in tenant organizing. It’s not relevant to my homeless ass but very important to pass on.

renters and homeless people should absolutely organize against their shared oppressor

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.

yes, your killed darlings are ripe for rebirth