Will be quiet for $5,000 cash

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

everyone always talks about pop culture but what about jump culture. and what if you combined them...?

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER