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when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

The world is beautiful there's literally miso soup and erotica and snakes

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

I have current issues of Newsweek, Prevention, and Forks Over Knives out rn.

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.