lives without a body and speaks without a tongue

*standing in the corner of a party while other people dance* they don't know that the context of the proverb "caesar's wife must be above suspicion" is a scandal where The Notorious late roman republic senator publius clodius pulcher dressed as a woman to sneak into caesar's house during the women-only bona dea celebration allegedly with an intention to seduce caesar's wife pompeia which led to their subsequent divorce

guys will you forgive me if i become crazy insane about roman republic for a while i am haunted by a wretched and horrible spectre (p. clodius pulcher)

it was so euripides' bacchae of p. clodius pulcher to crossdress for the purpose of sneaking into a women-exclusice mystery cult festival i wish he actually got violently dismembered by the attending women pentheus style because it would be very sexy and also hot

publius clodius pulcher rolls the "worst joint ever", asked to LEAVE the bona dea festival

one thing i got from the experience of being an atheist and then being someone deeply religious but in a somewhat unconventional way is that having unconventional or "strange" religious beliefs will kind of make traditionally religious people more mad at you than if you were a straight up atheist