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✍🏻 rhys writes | 🎧 ilya x cliff playlist | 🧑🏻‍🍼 fat baby shane

i love to yap about: fat baby shane, irina foundation camps, hollanov as parents, nerdy shane, connie from admin and big hud, first times, bottom ilya truth, hollanov exhibitionism, ilya and cliff bromance, shane and ilya being so deeply in love it’s sickening, hudson williams, actual hockey (nhl, pwhl, playing/skating), being fat and queer

i’m also open to brainstorming fic ideas, being a beta reader, and taking prompts for drabbles or short fics. ask/messages are always open! 💌

please don't interact if you're: a minor (18+ only pls)

in short: fandom should be for whimsy, fun, and horniness. let’s get weird 🖤✨

YESSS TOTALLY AGREE and they are right for it 🙂‍↕️ they both get off on being It for each other… i can imagine ilya bringing up the other guy who fucked shane, making shane admit it wasn’t as good and that no one can fuck him like ilya can. conversely, shane is like you fucked so many but no one consumes you like i do 🫨

also stepcest 😏😬

hi sweet dee 🥰🥰

you and this anon gotta connect bc you might have some similar interests!!

but i also loooove a good breeding kink and i think it’s so realistic for them. ilya whispering into shane’s ear about how he’s going to fill him up and breed him is soooo good

speak your truth! this is really interesting one to me bc shane is an only child and maybe has thoughts or fantasties while it might be very different for ilya as a little brother—who’s to say!

thank you for the fic rec bc hell yeah fuck yeah! i love the idea of high!hollanov specifically shane trying it for the first time and ilya doing everything in his control to make sure shane has a good time... he would be so reassuring and checking in with him the entire time

okay but sweet anon i LOVE this for you! like, how cool that you discovered something about yourself that feels good? do your thing 🫶🏻

okay y'all we're back at raunchy kinks...

kidnapping and stockholm syndrome shane, this is something i have never considered but it feels so in orbit of the show and i'm Sure there are fics about it... it could even be another roleplay moment: shane keeps thinking about rose's comment on her own acting career and he's like oh ilyaaaa i have an ideaaaa except he's actually very shy about it