shut up im gonna puke at the idea the twin hollanders think that their papa’s name is baby and their dada’s name is actually a long whining sound of shane (shaaaaaaane) alsjdjsksksdk like they go to kindergarten and do those lil kid questionnaires that the teacher actually fills out from their verbal responses and their answers are almost identical: what’s your name? (insert whatever nickname they get called regularly and then their actual name). what is your favourite colour? red (for both twins). what is your favourite sport? hockey (obviously). what are your parents names? papa’s name is baby and dada’s name is shaaaaane. and then it comes home in their backpacks the day that yuna and david pick them up from kindie and david opens the door when he sees ilya and shane pull up after practice and says “howdy baby and shaaaaane” and they’re both like “haha what?” and then he hands them the twins questionnaires and they both go a little rosy cheeked and yuna walks down the stairs and is like “oh is that baby and shaaaaaane?” and it’s a joke for the rest of their lives. it makes its way to the cens players eventually and oh boy do they have fun with that.

manifesting an in-character “Your Ottawa Centaurs” sexy calendar - they are going to have all those actors there in the best shape of their lives & I just want to be able to ogle them all year long and it would raise a truly bananas amount of money I think and would be such a fun Christmas present

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

ilya going a little crazy during the rose era and hiring a PI to follow shane around because he just has to know how serious it is

actually, let’s play a game called think about it jacob and i want you to cast yourself in a super specific role for season 2

i want to be another therapist in dr. galina’s office suite. maybe i swing my door open and ilya gets startled bc he’s anxious about being there, i throw him a 🙂 before wordlessly heading to the staff kitchenette for a coffee