shane's armpits is to ilya what ilya's crotch is to shane

okay but what if divorce is the one thing ilya doesn’t play about so when shane comes home with News about scott and kip, thinking he’s about to make ilya’s day, he’s absolutely flabbergasted when ilya is nothing but serious and concerned. “no, what? this cannot be. what happened? what did hunter tell you?” “jeez, i thought you’d find this entertaining… make a joke about scott being a divorced dinosaur or something” “divorce is not a joke, my lyubimyy, now please tell me what he said”

skipdivorce is fun to me bc I have no stake in scott and kip as characters. if shane and ilya got divorced I would kill myself

do you all remember when marc andre fleury made his debut and ate shit coming out of the gate? i did that in reverse where i was coming in for a line change, came in way too hot, fell face first and hit my noggin rly fucking hard 😅 then, bc i am a baby hypochondriac, i spent 5 min googling “concussion symptoms” in my car before driving home… this instructional league is no fucking joke and y’all are playing like we don’t have work in the morning Relaaaaax

the thing about ilya is that he is so funny and beautiful.... and he is so sad.....

shane doing mushrooms at the cottage and ilya tripsitting. shane getting really nervous about it and doing hours of research and meticulously weighing out the right amount and then the moment it hits going OHHHHHHHHH. I see. okay. shane sitting on the dock watching the sunshine on the surface of the lake for 30 solid minutes weeping silently and then saying ilya did you know im allowed to want things