Relatable Suffering

"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

this is so sexy

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

it’s what he would have wanted

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

Love when the “I’m going to shame disabled people into having better hygiene practices” person shows up on my dash. 🙃

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope